Four guys

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a
German, an American and a Frenchman,
who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released
him out of the bottle, he said,"Next to
you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give
each of you a wish. When you run
towards the pool and jump, you must
shout what you want the pool of water
to become, and then your wish will
come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran
towards the pool, jumped and shouted
"Wine".
The pool immediately changed into a
pool of wine. The Frenchman was so
happy swimming and drinking from the
pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the
same and shouted,"Vodka"and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped
and shouted,"Beer". He was so
contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was
running towards the pool when
suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and

shouted,"Shit!!!!!!!... . .."