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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

If animals...


If animals have Facebook... Their status updates would b...

Cockroach: " Today i manage to skip from someone's foot step... Damn, i lead a dangerous lifestyle..."

Cat: "My 7th child iz asking who iz her dad?? What shall i tell her?? I dn't even remember..."
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Mosquito: "I m HIV positive... This iz all due to wrong suking..."

Pig: "Oh gosh... They throw da gossips dat i m spreading flu... WTF"

Goat: "Friends dn't go out... Festival seasons r coming soon"

Chicken: "If i didn't update my status tomorrow... Dat means i m being served at KFC love u all :D

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