Life before Computer:

Life before Computer:

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-Window was a square hole in a room.

-Application was something written in paper.

-Mouse was an animal.

-Keyboard was a Piano.

-File was a important office material.

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.

-Web was spider's home.

-Virus was flu.

-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done..!

Two computer engineers

2 comp engineer were chatting in a pub after work..!!

The 1st comp engineer : Yesterday, I met this
gorgeous blonde girl in a bar..!!

"What did u do?" says the other comp engineer.

"Well, I invited her over to my place,
We had 2 drinks,
We got into the mood & then she suddenly asked
me 2 make her feel special ;)"

"You are kidding dude :/" says the 2nd comp
engineer.

"I then lifted her & put her on my desk next to my
new laptop

"Really? You got a new laptop? What
configuration???"

"Its a i7 processor, 64 bit Win7 , 8 GB RAM, 2TB
HARDDISK :) :)

ballu