Pappu rocked

TEACHER:IF I GIVE U 2 CATS,AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will u have?

PAPPU: Seven Sir

Teacher: No,listen carefully.If I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,how many will u have?
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PAPPU: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to u this way, If I give u 2 apples,and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will u have?

PAPPU: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will u have?

PAPPU: Seven.!!

Very angry Teacher: Where the hell do u get seven from?!?!?

Very angry PAPPU: Because I already have one at home u idiot :@ :-D:-P

TEACHER SHOCKED..!
PAPPU ROCKED..!

Grounds for Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please. . ." he tried again,"is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"