Pappu rocked

TEACHER:IF I GIVE U 2 CATS,AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will u have?

PAPPU: Seven Sir

Teacher: No,listen carefully.If I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,how many will u have?
...
PAPPU: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to u this way, If I give u 2 apples,and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will u have?

PAPPU: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will u have?

PAPPU: Seven.!!

Very angry Teacher: Where the hell do u get seven from?!?!?

Very angry PAPPU: Because I already have one at home u idiot :@ :-D:-P

TEACHER SHOCKED..!
PAPPU ROCKED..!

Punishment

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”);
Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

 ballu

Doctor ko taal

All Students gather Around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog lying on it.

The Professor, Put his Finger In Dog’s Bums & Tasted It In his Own Mouth :O

Then he Said to students to Do the Same!

Students hesitated for Several Minutes, But Eventually everyone Inserted their Fingers In Dog’s Bums & Tasted It!

When Everyone Finished, the Professor Looked At them & Said:

"The Most Important Quality Is 'Observation';
I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted my Index Finger!

Now Learn to '‘Pay Attention’' :P

sambhu

| 7 great qualities of a student |

Consistency : Once a zero alwaays a zero!

Voice Modulation : Attendence in 5 diffrent voices!

Presentation Skill : Presenting 1 answer in 5 diffrent ways for 5 diffrent questions!

Art : Designing classroom desk!

Stamina : Tolerating teachers 1hr lecturing!

Peripheral Vision : Cheking out a girl/guy sitting behind!

Humanity : Scoring less & giving others a chance to top ...! :D :D

ramu